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    • August 31, 2012 at 10:38 am #22477
      Al Myers
      Keymaster

        A lighter topic

      • August 31, 2012 at 10:55 am #22484
        KCSTRONGMAN
        Keymaster

          Nice…but I prefer blondes
          ET

          I'm the lyrical Jesse James

        • September 2, 2012 at 9:44 am #22483
          jarrod
          Participant

            *groan*

            you know, i actually knew a couple who met while the woman was working as a barmaid. she was standing at the end of the bar holding a bus tray, & the gentleman rolled his glass eye into her tray. love at first sight.

          • September 2, 2012 at 10:57 am #22482
            Chad Ullom
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              At first I thought the was going to be the story of the guy with a wooden eye that asked the peg legged girl to dance. She didn’t get a lot of attention and exclaimed “woud I, Would I”! To which he replied peg leg peg leg!

            • September 3, 2012 at 10:36 am #22481
              Al Myers
              Keymaster

                Ok ET – here’s a Missouri blonde joke for you:

                A Blonde in Church

                A Missouri pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I am a member of the Ku Klux Klan! This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the pary who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family.”

                No one moved. The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.” Again, all was quiet.

                Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.”

                The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.

              • September 6, 2012 at 9:09 am #22480
                Thom Van Vleck
                Participant

                  Ok, since we are trying to remember we are friends:

                  This guy asks the meet director if he can wear knee sleeves, they argue, then go and kick the organizations secretary in the balls. They shake hands and have a beer.

                  HAHAHAHA I made myself laugh.

                  Thom Van Vleck
                  Jackson Weightlifting Club
                  Highland Games athlete and sometimes All-Rounder

                • September 6, 2012 at 11:11 am #22479
                  Chad Ullom
                  Participant

                    That made me laugh out loud, hahaha

                  • September 7, 2012 at 10:30 am #22478
                    Thom Van Vleck
                    Participant

                      Just kidding, fellas….

                      Thom Van Vleck
                      Jackson Weightlifting Club
                      Highland Games athlete and sometimes All-Rounder

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