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I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry as I looked over the post above. One thing is obvious, however: this has absolutely nothing to do with the USAWA.

Yea, it’s so goofy I’m going to leave it up a couple more days before I ax it!! Looks to me like someone is trying to sell something – but maybe in the meantime we will get a sequel to Porto the wonder kid!!

It could be the work of those practical jokers from Council Bluffs…probably Jesse himself! 🙂

I am not smart enough to type up all that. I would think it is someone who has multiple identitys like ET.

If you are one of the few who has never been presented with evidence that Mr. Jesse Jobe plans to plague our minds, then be glad that the task to educate yourself has just become easy. With this letter, I compile all of the necessary evidence into one easy-to-read document. Let me make clear what is foremost on my mind and what the focus of this letter will be: in the Old Testament, the Book of Kings relates how the priests of Baal were slain for deceiving the people. I’m not suggesting that there be any contemporary parallel involving Mr. Jobe, but Mr. Jobe’s stories about antagonism are particularly ridden with errors and distortions, even leaving aside the concept’s initial implausibility. His personal interest in seeing his zingers shoved down people’s throats is mordacious but that’s to be expected of Mr. Jobe. He will impose perfidious new restrictions on society just to satisfy some sort of repressive drive for power faster than you can say “anthropomorphologically”—not necessarily by direct action, but by convincing his factotums to needle and wheedle vitriolic vermin into his gang. We no longer have the luxury of indulging in universalist, altruistic principles that, no matter how noble they may appear, have enabled intrusive, cold-blooded hermits to revile everything in the most obscene terms and drag it into the filth of the basest possible outlook. It has been proven time and time again that he claims that principles don’t matter. I respond that I must defend my honor.

Now, perhaps you think I’m imagining things. Perhaps you think that Mr. Jobe really isn’t going to encumber the religious idea with too many things of a purely earthly nature and thus bring religion into a totally unnecessary conflict with science. Well, I wish it were just my imagination. But you know, that’s just one side of the coin. The other side is that he demands that we make a choice. Either we let him sell otherwise perfectly reasonable people the idée fixe that he was chosen by God as the trustee of His wishes and desires or he’ll contaminate clear thinking with his neo-condescending orations. This “choice” exemplifies what is commonly known as a “false dichotomy” or “the fallacy of the excluded middle” because it denies other alternatives, such as that I deeply believe that it’s within our grasp to subject Mr. Jobe’s smears to the rigorous scrutiny they warrant. Be grateful for this first and last tidbit of comforting news. The rest of this letter will center around the way that he indubitably doesn’t want me to tend to the casualties of his war on sanity. Well, I’ve never been a very obedient dog so I intend not only to do exactly that but also to insist on a policy of zero tolerance toward racialism.

Mr. Jobe has a knack for convincing dishonest, muddleheaded slobs that he can walk on water. That’s called marketing. The underlying trick is to use sesquipedalian terms like “hematospectrophotometer” and “contradistinctive” to keep his sales pitch from sounding impudent. That’s why you really have to look hard to see that if you hear Mr. Jobe spouting off about how his otiose, rambunctious coterie is a benign and charitable agency, you should tell him that he has no moral courage nor even a desire to be honest and forthright. Better yet, tell him to stop getting his opinions from petulant dingbats and start doing some research of his own.

Listen closely and in the distance you can hear the ring of Liberty’s bell calling gallant sons and noble daughters to rebuild our communities. Did it ever occur to Mr. Jobe that maybe the foundations of our free society are under wide-ranging and powerful attack by his depraved followers? Dream on.

Mr. Jobe does not tolerate any view that differs from his own. Rather, he discredits and discards those people who contradict him along with the ideas that they represent. He is utterly—and I mean utterly—doctrinaire. No, scratch that. Let me instead make the much stronger claim that the only weapons Mr. Jobe has in his intellectual arsenal are book burning, brainwashing, and intimidation. That’s all he has, and he knows it. Comments on the above are welcome, but please think them out first.

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BWHAAAAAAAA!!! Thanks I needed a good laugh.

Jesse

GEEZ ET!!! Why aren’t you writing a weekly story for the USAWA Daily News???? My other “fluff” writer has been letting me down lately. haha

That is far from being in jest