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I think what may have cost him the second date was your advice to examine the condition of the uterus via a rectal palpation……not “just” the gloves.

Good thing you put Thom in charge of keeping the perves of the board….
Bwuahahahahaha

Hey, I’m just sayin’………….

uhhhh….we are talkin’ about your hands…right, Al????

Al,

I told her of your advice BEFORE the date and she actually brought a pair of latex gloves as a gift for me……still not sure if they had already been used or not?!?!

As for the advice…..I ASSUMED someone married as long as you would be the “go to” guy……but obviously I was mistaken!

It went well but don’t think there will be a second date, I have officially categorized Veterinarians’s in the “DO NOT DATE” category. You are all a “special” breed, thats for sure!

Thanks for your *help and I will be sure NOT to call you for dating advice again.

*I use the term HELP very loosely!

Tedd,
Unfortunately you’re not the only one who would assume Als long marriage would lend itself to good advice. I got some marital advice from Al during nationals last year, and I think we all know how that turned out!

Bwuahahahahahaha

……chalk that up in the LESSONED LEARNED folder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol, yea you were there when it counted…haha

WE all know why Al’s been married so long, his wife is a saint….either that or she lost one heckuva bet!

See, that’s the real problem. Al & Leslie have a perfect marriage so when it comes to advice he falls back on what’s worked with him that involve animals. I won’t go into the advice I got, but I can see where Ted’s rectal palpitations came from!

How did a date I went on with a Vet turn into a topic so hot that it has flames next to it! Is it THAT rare that I go on dates?

I personally thought it was keeping her chained up in the kitchen….

Personally, I like to keep the chains in the bedroom…..errr….I mean gym, for chain lifting, yeah, that’s what I meant…and my wife and I are very happy….about those chains..in being in the gym….and nowhere else.