Come on Thom – I KNOW how to get to your place! I don’t even get lost getting there cuz its in the sticks like my place:
Drive through Kirksville looking for Pancake City. If you see it you’re on the right road. Keep driving until you see the alien space ship. It is easy to recognize because it looks like a giant golf ball. Then turn left onto the muddy road. Put your vehicle in 4-wheel drive. Keep driving and don’t get distracted by the cattle and horses mating with each other. Eventually you go over a big hill that seems to drop into some sort of crevice. At this point most people turn around and go back to the highway, but don’t, just keep going and try to pick up speed so you can make it back to the top of the next hill. There are no signs to direct you at this point. Thom just calls it Morgan road because he named it himself after his daughter. No one else recognizes it as that. Also, watch out for the huge boulders next to the road. The road eventually comes to a dead end and at that point turn right onto the cow path. Go that ways a while and look for the Highland Games Standards. When you see those you’re there!